Do the text message abbreviations your children and grandchildren send leave you confused as a cow on astroturf? No more! While we shouldn't use this in academic writing, learn to speak the IM (instant messaging) language to communicate with your kids.
Common Text Message Abbreviations
- LOL – Laughing out loud (Recently a woman texted her daughter – “want you to know, Grandma just died. LOL.” Her daughter was taken aback and found out that her Mom thought LOL meant ‘Lots of Love” – it doesn't usually mean that.)
- WYD – What are you doing?
- ROFL – Roll on the floor laughing
- IDK – I don’t know
- BTW – By the way
- ILY – I love you – 143 means the same thing (popularized by Mr. Rogers)
- J/K – Just kidding
- NP – No problem
- TTYL – Talk to you later
- SMH – Shaking my head
- BRB – Be right back
Read Numbers and Letters As Words
When kids use numbers, sound out the word. So 2moro means “tomorrow.” L8r turns into “Later” and Gr8 is “great.” B4N is Bye for now. Say the letter “c” as “see” (CUL8R.) “N” is “in.”
An Important Abbreviation for Responsible Adults: NSFW
Not Safe for Work (NSFW) classifies websites you should avoid at work or school because they contain unsuitable pics and words. Know this term and beware. If a tweet or Facebook post says NSFW don't click on it at school. If you post adult content, mark it with NSFW or people will unfollow and unfriend you for not warning them.
Texting Abbreviations for the Older Generation
While some moan at having to learn “another language” I am taken back to the old movie airplane where Barbara Billingsly “speaks jive.” (See video below for a little throwback moment.) Really, all the kids probably us as intruders in their own language too. But he, we can develop our own IM language.
- You might sometimes feel like typing OMG to mean “Oh My Grandchildren” (or the much worse choice “Oh My Groin.”)
- BG – Bringing Grandma/Grandpa or
- My favorite – GGG – Go Get Grandma.
When NOT to Use IM Speak
I’m told that saying IM speak out loud is a “no no.” (Very uncool – you’ll make your kids LOL or maybe even ROFL.) It is always in bad taste to use these in formal written language, letters and essays. (And we do have our kids to be “the cool police” don't we when we mess up. Does the pic below look familiar?)
Here’s your challenge. Practice. Get out your phone. Send a text message to a kid or grandkid and use as many abbreviations as you can. Let’s shake up these kids and show them that we can speak their language and create our own.
Leave your favorite funny ones in the comments!
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